You've reached the world's largest naturopathic website, the Self-Help Health Manual,
which may or may not include the right to think of it as the world's healthiest website.
Filled with the wealthiest and healthiest shortcuts of top winners and champions,
the secrets of those who live stronger longer,
it has been designed for your life, with Mr-Shortcut, the Godfather of EyeCandy
The Success Shortcuts Path is fantastically vast
Tap any letter, number or character - even upper-case on your keyboard
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Best Shortcuts Are Here For YOU
Best shortcuts for this and best shortcuts for that,
Learn to pull shortcuts from your sleeve or your hat.
Shortcuts exist in every feat of our lives,
shortcuts of grandmas, husbands and wives.
Longshoremen, dancers, diletante romancers,
all are using shortcuts to find better answers.
Use your great shortcuts, the best that you have,
use them with pride to brighten your lives.
There is no shame in shortcuts,
there is no game in shortcuts,
they simply provide us
with passage through doorways.
Grounded eagles, corporate thieves,
angelic doctors, pontifical proctors,
all use shortcuts to achieve their means,
action trumps the fiction of your hill of beans.
It all comes to naught when it's you that you serve,
wake up use your shortcuts if you still have the nerve.
Through all things human within our lives and without,
you'll find yourself using shortcuts, without any doubt.
Just use them for all, spreading waves of devotion.
for shortcuts prevent the solipsitic notion.
Shortcuts and secrets, shortcuts and more,
you will find your best shortcuts
pry open that door.
Best Shortcuts Redux - Still For You
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Best Shortcuts, Best Shortcuts
Diving deeper into the Success Shortcuts Path
Best shortcuts, that's who I am
Best shortcuts, happy as I can.
Believe it when you're told that you shall join the holy fold,
when you use your Best shortcuts, to find that knowledge yet unfurled.
Best shortcuts shine a new light, one you've not seen before,
Such as asking more people more times for what you want,
Thanks to Best shortcuts, which teach that much more.
Best shortcuts, right in your hand,
best shortcuts, aren't they grand?
Don't bother with the little words,
Your brain is much better than that,
and with one hundred seven million lenses per eye,
you'll find you don't miss them, for your mind is that phat.
As long as you re-write, within the hour,
in words you would teach a child,
you will find you remember three times as much,
adding to each of your piles and smiles.
Best shortcuts, best shortcuts, all that is mercy and mild,
best shortcuts, for adventure-seeking knights,
will take you to places you could not have devised.
Best shortcuts will strengthen your floors,
shine light on the darkest of unexplored moors.
Best shortcuts, not for snoring old boors,
Best shortcuts will open more doors.
Best shortcuts for knowledge to pour,
Best shortcuts always bring much more.
Better Health With YOUR Self-Help Health Manual
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Better health is far more a matter of choice than of better birth.
It is true that those who were naturally nursed will be stronger.
Still, better health is achievable by everyone who eats well.
Your current definition of "eating well" may need redefining.
Eating well means rarely ever eating anything touched by others.
Wash your own fruits and vegetables, and likely live better, longer.
While there are many indisputably effective longevity and health secrets,
you'll find that a few ounces of good quality olive oil, daily, works miracles.
Not in a virtual sense, either: genuine miracles that you will be able to repeat.
Better health is so much more a matter of choice, of YOUR better choices of diet.
Anything that was not once living has no hope of providing you with nutrition.
As for restaurants more than once a year, it is a sign of the foolhardy,
which is diplomatese for being a sign of the fool. Eat your own food.
Garbage in, garbage out. Quality in, quality out. Eat your own food.
Better health devolves to those imitating those with better health.
That's the Self-Help Health Manual: imitation of those who do.
